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My body knows how old i am but my mind refuses to believe it

I never dreamed i’d be this crazy grandma with the cutest grandkids ever, but here i am.

Don’t mess with me I have a crazy grandma Who happens to cuss a lot And she will slap you so hard Even Google won’t be able to find you

Warning i have a crazy grandpa and i'm not afraid to use him

I am a proud boss of freaking awesome employees

I am a lucky daughter. I have a crazy mom who happens to cuss a lot. She has anger issues & a serious dislike for stupid people.

Never underestimate me I am a lucky son because I’m raised by a freaking awesome mom. She’s a bit crazy and scares me sometimes, but she knows more than she says, thinks more than she speaks, and notices more than you realize.

You can’t scare me. I have a crazy grandma. She is also a grumpy old woman. She has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people. But she treats me like a princess.

I am a proud daughter of a crazy dad he has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people mess with me you better run for your life

5 things you should know about my grandma

You can't mess with me i have a crazy grandma who has zero patience for rude people and absolutely no problem speaking her mind pick on me at your own risk because mama grandma got mad even google can't help you

Papa was created because grandkids need real heroes.

You can't scare me i have a crazy grandma who happens to cuss a lot she has anger issues & a serious dislike for stupid people mess with me she will slap you so hard even google won't be able to find you

I am a lucky grandson i have a freaking awesome grandma she has a backbone made of steel and a heart made of gold she’s a bit crazy & scares me sometimes but she loves me so much and i am her prince

I'm glad i grew up in the 80's i did so much stupid stuff and there's no record of it anywhere

I TOLD MY DAUGHTER TO WATCH HER ATTITUDE. SHE LOOKED AT ME AND SAID, “FOR COMPLAINTS ABOUT MY ATTITUDE, PLEASE CONTACT THE MANUFACTURER!

Grandpa knows everything. If he doesn’t know, he makes stuff up really fast.

Yes, I'm a spoiled son, but not yours. I'm proud to be raised by a freaking awesome mom. She's a little crazy & scares me sometimes, but she's also my biggest protector. No matter how old I get, I will always be her little boy.

I'm not a perfect daughter but my dad loves me and that is enough he is a bit crazy & scares me sometimes but he has a backbone made of steel and a heart made of gold

Never underestimate me. I am a spoiled son. I’m raised by a freaking awesome mom. She’s a bit crazy and scares me sometimes, but she knows more than she says, thinks more than she speaks, and notices more than you realize.

I am a lucky daughter. I have a crazy mom who happens to cuss a lot. She’s a bit crazy and scares me sometimes, but I love her, and she is my best friend.

I'm not a perfect daughter but my crazy dad loves me and that is enough

i'm not spoiled i'm just loved and protected by the best husband in the world

Saw it. liked it. told papa! got it.

I try to be good but i take after my grandpa he’s a bit crazy and scares me sometimes but he knows more than he says thinks more than he speaks and notices more than you realize he loves me so much if you mess with me they’ll never find your body

If we get in trouble, it’s my granddaughter’s fault because I listened to her

Guns don’t kill people. Grandpas with pretty granddaughters do.

I never dreamed I’d be this crazy grandpa with the cutest grandkids ever—but here I am.

Warning my wife is an asshole so if you don't want your feelings hurt walk away!

Thinking i'm just a spoiled child was your first mistake. i'm a spoiled granddaughter of a grumpy old grandpa he has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people but i am his princess

Grandpa knows everything if he doesn't know, he makes stuff up really fast

Grandpa — granddaughter’s best friend, grandson’s best partner in crime.

Taken by the best asshole husband ever.

You can't scare me i have a crazy grandpa he is also a grumpy old man he has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people but he treats me like a princess you hurt me and they'll never find your body

i'm called papa because i'm way too cool to be called grandfather

I’m a lucky daughter. I have a crazy dad who happens to cuss a lot. He has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people.