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Let me puor you a tall glass of get over it oh and here's a straw so you can suck it up

My spirit animal is a grumpy cat who slaps annoying people

Yes! I'm a stubborn daughter but not yours. I am the property of a freaking awesome mom. She's a bit crazy and scares me sometimes, but she knows more than she says, thinks more than she speaks & notices more than you realize.

I get my attitude from my freakin' awesome aunt. She's has anger issues & a bit crazy, but she knows more than she says, thinks more than she speaks & notices more than you realize.

Yes! I'm a stubborn daughter but not yours. I am the property of a freaking awesome mom.

Yes! I'm a stubborn daughter but not yours. I am the property of a freaking awesome mom.

I'm not a perfect daughter, but my crazy dad loves me and that is enough. He's a bit crazy and scares me sometimes, but he has a backbone made of steel and a heart made of gold.

I get my attitude from my freakin' awesome aunt. She is a bit crazy & scares me sometimes, but she is a perfect mixture of sweetheart & warrior.

I'm not a perfect daughter, but my crazy dad loves me and that is enough. He's a bit crazy and scares me sometimes, but he has a backbone made of steel and a heart made of gold.

I'm a lucky granddaughter. I have a crazy grandpa who happens to cuss a lot. He has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people.

I'm not a perfect daughter, but my crazy dad loves me and that is enough. He is also a grumpy old man. He has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people, but he treats me like a princess.

Thinking I'm just a spoiled child was your first mistake. I'm a spoiled grandson of a crazy grandma. She's a bit crazy & scares me sometimes

Yes! I'm a stubborn granddaughter, but my freaking awesome grandpa loves me and that is enough. He's a bit crazy and scares me sometimes, but I love him & he is my best friend.

Thinking I'm just a spoiled child was your first mistake. I'm a spoiled daughter of a crazy mom. She is also a grumpy old woman.

Yes! I'm a spoiled granddaughter but not yours. I am the property of a freaking awesome grumpy grandma. She has anger issues, thin patience, a serious dislike for stupid people and cusses a lot.

I get my attitude from my freakin' awesome mom. She is a bit crazy & scares me sometimes, but she is a perfect mixture of sweetheart and warrior.

I get my attitude from my freaking awesome mom. She's a bit crazy & scares me sometimes. She has a backbone made of steel and a heart made of gold.

I am a lucky son because I'm raised by a freaking awesome mom. She's a bit crazy & scares me sometimes, but she knows more than she says, thinks more than you realize.

You don't scare me. I have a freaking awesome mom. She is a bit crazy & scares me sometimes, but she is a perfect mixture of angel and warrior.

They call me a lucky son because I'm raised by a freaking awesome mom. She's a bit crazy & scares me sometimes, but she knows more than she says, thinks more than she speaks

I'm not a perfect son, but my mom loves me and that is enough. She's a bit crazy and scares me sometimes, but she has a backbone made of steel & a heart made of gold.

I never give up because I have an awesome grandma who encouraged me to pursue my dreams.

Too young to retire too poor to quit too fat to strip

I'm chief kickabitch from the sapahoe tribe

I'm so fucking fabulous i pee glitter shit cupcakes and fart rainbows

Accept the good in your life like me. I'm a fucking delight

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I don't fart i just ưhisper in my pants sometimes it's a scream

I am sweet lovable kind shy and innocent oh for heaven's sake stop laughing

Let me puor you a tall glass of get over it oh and here's a straw so you can suck it up

Omg i have finally discovered what's wrong with my brain on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side there is nothing left

I do not have a crew loose it fell out

If i wanted to listen to an asshole i'd fart

Today is slap an idiot day i'm fonna be busy

I don't need anger management i just need people to stop pissing me off

People say i can't multitask but i can piss you off and amuse my self at the same time