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Back off. I have a crazy daughter. She has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people, and I’m not afraid to use her.

5 things you should know about my dad:

5 things you should know about my daddy:

Yes, I do have a beautiful daughter. I also have a gun, a shovel, and an alibi.

Behind every smartass daughter is a truly asshole dad.

Back off. I have a crazy daughter. She has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people, and I’m not afraid to use her.

I get my attitude from my freakin’ awesome aunt. She is a bit crazy and scares me sometimes, but she is a perfect mixture of sweetheart and warrior.

I get my attitude from my freakin’ awesome aunt. She’s has anger issues and a bit crazy, but she knows more than she says, thinks more than she speaks

5 things you should know about my auntie:

Thinking I’m just a spoiled child was your first mistake. I’m a spoiled nephew of a crazy aunt.

The auntie code:

I am a lucky nephew. I have a crazy aunt who happens to cuss a lot. She has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people.

I get my attitude from my freakin’ awesome aunt. She is a bit crazy and scares me sometimes, but she is a perfect mixture of sweetheart and warrior.

Yes, I’m a spoiled nephew, but not yours. I am the property of a freaking awesome aunt.

I’m the crazy aunt everyone warned you about.

I’m not a perfect daughter, but my crazy dad loves me, and that is enough.

I’m a lucky daughter. I have a crazy dad who happens to cuss a lot. He has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people.

Behind every great daughter is a dad who’s way cooler than she admits.

I’m not a perfect daughter, but my crazy dad loves me, and that is enough. He’s a bit crazy and scares me sometimes, but I love him and he is my best friend.

I’m not a perfect daughter, but my crazy dad loves me, and that is enough. He’s a bit crazy and scares me sometimes, but he has a backbone made of steel and a heart made of gold.

I get my attitude from my freakin’ awesome dad. He is a bit crazy and scares me sometimes. He has a backbone made of steel and a heart made of gold.

Behind every smartass daughter is a dad laughing because she gets it from him.

You can’t scare me. I have a crazy daughter. She has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people, and I’m not afraid to use her.

5 things you should know about my grandpa:

If you mess with me, you better run for your life because my grandpa is coming after you & grandma's coming with him.

If I say something inappropriate, I learned it from my grandpa.

If you mess with me, you better run for your life because my grandpa is coming after you & grandma's coming with him.

Granddaughter & grandpa. A bond that can't be broken. But if I'm spoiled, it's my grandpa's fault because he treats me like a princess.

I get my attitude from my freakin' awesome grandpa. He's a bit crazy & scares me sometimes, but he treats me like a princess.

If I'm spoiled, it's my grandpa's fault. Saw it, liked it, told grandpa, got it.

I never dreamed I'd be this crazy grandma with the cutest grandkids ever, but here I am.

I'm a lucky granddaughter. I have a crazy grandpa. He is also a grumpy old man, but he has ears that always listen, arms that hug & hold

If you mess with me, you better run for your life because my grandpa is coming after you & hell's coming with him.

They call me grandpa because partner in crime makes me sound like a bad influence.

I wouldn't change my grandkids for the world, but I wish I could change the world for my grandkids.

Thinking I'm just a spoiled child was your first mistake. I'm a spoiled granddaughter of a crazy Nana.