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I'm a Grumpy Old Man my sarcasm comes free but my patience Costs Extra

I'm not old I'm a Classic still running on Original Parts

Great Grandpa because Grandpa wasn't a Big Enough Title

Husband part time Lawn Mower full time Nap Taker

Grandma runs on Coffee yarn and Prayers For You

I don't nag I just Remind you Repeatedly Lovingly

I'm at the age where I Don't Care and the age where I Say It Out Loud

Grandpa's rules 1. ice cream for dinner 2. stay up late 3. don't tell mom 4. See Rule 3

I raised your mother so trust me I Know Every Trick

I still lift weights it's called Getting Up Off The Couch

my husband yells at the TV like the players Can Hear Him Every Sunday

If I text you and you don't answer I Will Assume You're Dead

Legend has Retired but the Bad Attitude stays on duty

I'm not old I'm Vintage and Rare and you can't Afford Me

We're a Crazy Old Couple he's grumpy I'm moody Perfect Match

I'm the Grandson of a woman who Survived Everything you are Not A Problem

sweet smart spoiled and backed by A Crazy Grandma Choose Wisely

my husband can grill Anything except a Salad

Welcome to Grandpa's Garage if you touch it you Bought It

Not A Morning Person not an Afternoon Person basically just A Nap Person

Grandma's text messages hi it's grandma love grandma why is it Talking Back

He's the Boss of this house I'm the Boss Of Him

Retired man I'm busier now than when I Got Paid For It

proud member of the Old Fart Club we meet early Leave Early

Yes I'm spoiled but not by you by a Grumpy Old Husband Who'd Fight You

Grandpa has a heart of stone except for these Little Monsters

my happy place is the Hardware Store my sad place Is The Checkout

I'm a church going grandma but don't make me Pray For You Out Loud

I'm nice until You Mess With My Family then I'm Your Worst Nightmare

I'm a Nurse I've seen things that would make you Pass Out so no, your attitude Doesn't Scare Me

Retired not Expired I still have Opinions

I'm a nurse my sarcasm comes in IV Form Free Of Charge

Retired Nurse I still give Medical Advice you just have to Listen This Time

I'm an Electrician I fix what your husband Tried To Fix

Electrician Rates $50 an hour $75 if you watch $100 if you help $200 If You Tried It First

I'm a Welder I fix things you can't fix With Tape