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Mom vacation is just Parenting somewhere More Expensive

I'm not a Regular Dad I'm a Dad Joke Dad Groan Responsibly

Mom fueled by Coffee and Fake Patience

I'm a Daughter my mom gave me her looks And Her Sarcasm

Touch my Thermostat and you'll be Paying The Bill

I hide Snacks from my kids like it's My Job

My mom is sweet until You Mess With Her Son

I'm not spoiled I'm just Daddy's Girl and he Agrees

Mom's House Mom's Rules don't like it Pay Rent

I'm not just a dad I'm a Walking ATM With Opinions

I'm a Boy Mom I've seen things nobody Should See

Girl mom I have Three Daughters and Zero Bathroom Time

Tired broke and Proud Dad Life

I'm not like my mom I'm Exactly Like My Mom

I'm not Mad I'm just a Mom Who's Done

My dad isn't perfect but he's My Hero And My Bad Influence

My job feed them wash them Repeat Forever

Dad's Grill Dad's Rules don't touch Either One

We're not a Normal Family we're a Limited Edition

We're not yelling we're Italian... Or Just This Family

Tall Girls look so intimidating but really we're just Here To Reach The Top Shelf

Short Girls are not small we're Concentrated Rage

I'm not chubby I'm just Easy To See From Far Away

I'm a Redhead my temper comes with The Hair

I'm not blonde I just Had A Moment Or Ten

I'm in my Forties I don't have the energy To Pretend To Like You

Fifty fabulous and Fresh Out Of Patience

Sixty and still Sassy just Slower About It

I'm not sweating I'm just Sparkling Violently

I'm a Coffee Drinking Dog Loving slightly Crazy Woman

I'm a southern lady so when I say Bless Your Heart Run

I'm a quiet woman but don't Mistake My Silence For Weakness

I garden so I don't Bury People in the Backyard

I'm the crazy lady with Books, Coffee And Too Many Cats

I thought it said Wine Yoga so now I'm Disappointed

I speak Fluent Sarcasm and a little Eye Roll