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Gardening because Murder is Wrong

I'm a Car Guy I can hear A Bad Engine from a mile away

Old trucks and Old Men still Running Strong

I crochet so I don't Choke People Mostly

Quilting it's cheaper Than Therapy barely

I'm not Good At Golf I'm just here for The Cart And The Beer

Bowling Grandpa I don't roll strikes I Roll My Eyes

I'm the Bingo Grandma don't sit In My Lucky Chair

Eat Turkey Eat Pie take a nap Eat More Pie

official Gravy Boat Captain no one passes without My Permission

Dad's Favorite Christmas Tradition untangling the lights And Saying Words Santa can't hear

Grandma's Cookie Quality Control every batch must be Taste Tested

If Grandpa Can't Fix It it can't be fixed if he can't find it Ask Grandma

I'm the reason my grandkids Love Visiting candy, cookies And Zero Bedtime

Yes I'm Telling That Story again and you're Gonna Listen

Mom says No Nana says Ask Me Again Sweetheart

When My Wife Says Five Minutes I go ahead and Start A New Hobby

Some Grandpas knit sweaters real ones Ride Motorcycles With The Wind In Their Beard

I Don't Need Therapy I just need A Quiet Lake and a Tight Line

my wife said pick me or Fishing I'll miss her Every Weekend

Running On Coffee compassion and Twelve Hour Shifts and a little Sarcasm

I'm A Teacher I said it Seventeen Times and someone still asked What Do We Do

My Office has Eighteen Wheels a million miles And The Best View In America

Trucker's Wife I hold down the house while he holds down The Highway

dressed for Thanksgiving wearing my Stretchy Pants the second plate is Already Planned

Forget The Turkey I'm Here For The Leftovers the midnight sandwich is the real feast

Dear Santa before you check The Naughty List let me explain Everything

Mom's Gift Wrapping Technique one small gift half a roll of Tape

Grandpa's Nap Schedule after breakfast, after lunch and right in the middle of Your Story

Grandma's House Rules cookies before dinner pajamas all day Nobody Tells Mom

I used to tell Dad Jokes now I tell Grandpa Jokes They're Twice As Bad

Gigi aka Chief Of Spoiling Grandkids and sending them home Full Of Sugar

Step Away From The Grill this man has A Process

some people need a vacation I just need Two Wheels And An Open Road

Retired Fisherman the fish gets bigger Every Time I Tell It

I'm Not Saying my wife is always right I'm just saying I've Never Won An Argument