Best Seller Family (1795 Designs)

Thanksgiving Has An Intermission it's called The Couch Nap

The Tree Came Down in January but We'll Find Needles Until July

Our Dog Helped Unwrap Every Gift including The Ones That Weren't His

Grandma Calls Me Four Wrong Names before she Gets To Mine

Grandpa Isn't Napping he's in a Very Important Meeting With His Eyelids

Grandma Doesn't Worry she just Bakes Another Batch Of Muffins

Grandma Has Saved Every Gift Bow since Nineteen Seventy Nine

He Went To Buy One Small Part and came home with A Whole New Project

My Husband Will Grill In A Snowstorm and call it Perfect Weather

My Riding Buddy Has Four Legs and the best seat in The Sidecar

Same Fishing Spot Thirty Years and I'm still not telling Anyone Where It Is

Nurses Don't Sit Down we just Lean On Things

My Coffee Has Been Lukewarm since August

Don't Give Me Street Names just tell me The Mile Marker I'll Find It

My Coffee Thermos Has More Miles than Most Rookie Drivers

My Black Friday Plan a few rounds of Fridge Tetris With The Leftovers

Admission To Dinner One Side Dish store-bought rolls Do Not Count

Licensed Gingerbread Architect structural damage is part of the design

I Sing Christmas Carols Off Key but With Great Confidence

Grandpa's Garage Rule Nobody Touches The Good Screwdriver not even the grandkids

Grandpa Doesn't Need A Map he remembers when It Was All Farmland

At Grandma's House Cookies Are Free and Rules Are Optional

Grandma Says You Look Cold grab a sweater It's July

My Grill My Rules your opinion goes in the cooler

I Don't Need GPS I have A Wife Who Remembers Every Wrong Turn

Ride Slow Look Around the road Isn't Going Anywhere

Watching People Back Up At The Boat Ramp is better than Cable TV

Nurses Don't Gossip we just Give Report With Feeling

Teacher Coffee Order whatever's hot and gone Before The Bell

18 Wheels Long Hours Zero Patience for left lane Slowpokes

Indoor Day with thirty kids Is My Extreme Sport