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I've Seen Sunrise In Ohio and Sunset In Texas same day, same coffee

My Dog gets the Zoomies At Midnight every single night

Dog Grandma I don't have grandkids I have Grandpups

My Cat Ignores Her Name but hears The Treat Bag From Three Rooms Away

Cat Dad never leaves home without his Lint Roller

twenty years at the Kids' Table Still Waiting for my promotion

Tree Up November 1st don't judge me I Need The Joy

I'm The Boss my wife said so She Also Said Take Out The Trash

Weather Forecast doesn't matter I Ride Rain Or Shine

My Tackle Box is worth more than My Truck And I'm Okay With That

Not A Morning Person unless The Fish Are Biting

My Nursing Shoes have walked More Miles Than My Car

Teacher Life I'll be finding Glitter Until July

Five-Star Dining means Truck Stop Coffee And Pie

Proud Trucker's Wife he drives the miles I Hold Down The Home Front

I Bought The Couch but The Dog Owns It

In Our House we have to spell W-A-L-K Or Else

If It's On The Table my cat will Push It Off The Edge

Bought My Cat A $50 Bed she chose The Box It Came In

I Like My Cranberry Sauce with the Can Ridges Still On It

Thanksgiving Math one slice of each still counts as One Slice Of Pie

My Husband can't go anywhere Without Making A New Best Friend

I Measure My Life in Miles Not Years

Two Fingers Down if you know You Know Ride Safe

Don't Open The Fridge that's not yogurt It's Bait

Nurse Superpowers Bladder Of Steel and Cold Coffee

Hi, I'm A Teacher and I own Too Many Colorful Pens

I Can Back 53 Feet into a tight spot Just Don't Watch Me

The GPS Said turn left My Gut Said Keep On Trucking

My Dog can hear The Cheese Drawer From Three Rooms Away

Missing Socks? check The Dog Bed Every Single Time

My Cat won't touch Her Water Bowl Only My Glass

Do Not Disturb Loaf Mode Activated

Thanksgiving Dress Code anything with An Elastic Waistband

Honey Where's The Ketchup it's right there Behind The Milk

Every Gas Station is a Reunion When You Ride