Quotes Funny (1381 Designs)

One Head Tilt from my dog And I Forget What I Was Mad About

Just One More Throw said my dog Three Hundred Throws Ago

Fresh Laundry out of the dryer Is My Cat's New Bed

Thanksgiving Seating Chart took more Planning Than My Wedding

Undefeated Ugly Sweater champion Three Years Running

My Husband Bought A New Tool for a job that Took Ten Seconds

My Husband watches Three Shows At The Same Time

Forty Degrees Out and I still Took The Bike My Fingers Disagree

My Wife Thinks I Own Two Rods let's keep It That Way

My Signature Scent is Hand Sanitizer And Hospital Coffee

Teacher Voice works on Thirty Kids And My Husband

Answered The Same Question eleven times Before 8:30 AM

Thousands Of Miles and the best one is The Last Mile Home

Head Of Security inspects Every Grocery Bag Before It's Unpacked

Bath Time my dog acts like It's The End Of The World

Keeps Eye Contact while pushing My Mug Off The Table

My Cat Ignores Her Name but hears The Can Opener Instantly

"I'm Not Asleep" he's just Resting His Eyes And Snoring Loudly

My Husband Knows Which Neighbor still has Every Tool He Lent Out

Full Tank Open Road and Nowhere I Have To Be

I Can Wait Five Hours for one fish But Not Five Minutes At The Mall

Reheated My Coffee Four Times and still Drank It Cold

Got Called "Mom" three times today And Answered Every Time

Dear Four-Wheelers my blind spot is Bigger Than Your Patience

Home For Two Days and my dog Still Remembers Me

3 AM my cat's favorite time to Run Laps Across My Bed

My Cat's Favorite Show is Birds Live From The Window

My Dog's Ball rolled under The Couch Now It's My Problem

Twelve Years of chasing Squirrels Zero Caught Still Hopeful

The Last Dinner Roll has been sitting there For An Hour Nobody's Brave Enough

He Doesn't Need Directions he's just taking The Scenic Route Again

Spent Twenty Minutes looking for the remote He Was Sitting On It

One Wave on the highway and A Stranger Becomes Family

My Lucky Fishing Hat has never been Washed And Never Will Be

The Moment a nurse sits down Every Call Light Goes Off At Once

My Scrub Pockets Hold Six Pens tape, snacks and Somebody Else's Scissors