Cat Lovers (61)

My Cat Brought Me A Present it was A Very Surprised Bug

Dinner Is At Five my cat starts Complaining At Four Fifteen

Fed The Cat Ten Minutes Ago now she's telling the neighbors I Never Feed Her

Bought A Fancy Cat Tree she sleeps in The Bathroom Sink

My Cat Isn't Breaking Things she's conducting Gravity Research

A Whole Empty Floor and my cat picks The One Paper I Actually Need

It's Not Cat Hair on my black pants It's A Fashion Accessory

My Cat Thinks she's hiding behind the curtain Her Tail Says Otherwise

My Cat Allows Exactly Three Pets the fourth one Costs Me A Scratch

Started Packing for vacation and The Cat Moved Into My Suitcase

Loved It Yesterday Won't Touch It Today my cat Has Standards

Counter Is Off Limits said nobody My Cat Ever Listened To

My Dog Protects This Family from wind, leaves and The Neighbor's Cat

My Cat Supervises The Whole Kitchen from The Top Of The Fridge

My Cat Waits until I finally sit down To Decide She Needs Out

My Cat Doesn't Say It she just Headbutts My Chin Instead

My Cat Fears One Cucumber but stares down The Vacuum Daily

Twenty Guests and my cat picks The One Who's Allergic

NAUGHTY LIST? MY CAT CALLS IT FESTIVE HOLIDAY SPIRIT Zero regrets this Christmas

My Cat Talks Back More Than My Teenagers

I Live Here according to the lease but my cat says I'm Staff No Benefits

I'm just here for The Stuffing And The Cat who stole my chair again

Oh Christmas Tree my cat thinks You're A Jungle Gym ornaments not included

Work From Home My Cat Is The Manager Raises Are Paid In Treats

Jingle All The Way off the tree Says My Cat one ornament at a time