Christmas Gifts (108)

dad's Christmas plan Grill The Ham watch football Ignore Everyone

Grandma's House Christmas Rules 1. eat cookies 2. open presents 3. tell mom Nothing

I'm Mrs. Claus he has the sleigh I Have The Credit Card

Jesus is the Reason for the Season

Merry Christmas and a Blessed New Year

Dad's Favorite Christmas Tradition untangling the lights And Saying Words Santa can't hear

Grandma's Cookie Quality Control every batch must be Taste Tested

Dear Santa before you check The Naughty List let me explain Everything

Mom's Gift Wrapping Technique one small gift half a roll of Tape

Dad's Holiday Tradition untangling The Lights for three hours Every Single Year

Official Cookie Taste Tester somebody has to check every batch

This Mom's Elf has officially Gone On Strike find him yourself Merry Christmas

I Don't Wrap Gifts I just add Tape Until It Stays Shut

Christmas Cookies count as cardio if you Walk To The Oven

most likely to Fall Asleep Before Santa Shows Up

Yes My Tree went up Before Halloween and I regret nothing

I Don't Wrap I Use Gift Bags it's called efficiency

Dad's Christmas Budget was fine until The Kids Wrote Their Lists

It's Baking Season flour on my face Sugar In My Coffee Love In Every Batch

Tree Up November 1st don't judge me I Need The Joy

Every Christmas I lose The Tape At Least Nine Times

Christmas Eve 2 AM dad versus Some Assembly Required

I Hid The Gifts so well I Can't Find Them Either

One Bulb Out and dad spends Three Hours Finding It

The Cookies for santa Never Make It Past Dad

Christmas Morning dad is out in the garage Looking For Batteries

Our Tree Went Up before The Pumpkins Came Down

Matching Pajamas forty tries and Nobody Smiled At The Same Time

December 26th find me in The Returns Line With Everyone Else

Undefeated Ugly Sweater champion Three Years Running

Mom Wrapped Forty Gifts and forgot Every Single Tag

Dad Bought One More Inflatable now you can see our yard From The Highway

Mom Says "I Love It" then quietly asks For The Gift Receipt

Every December dad untangles The Same Lights He Swore He Packed Neatly

Wrapped Forty Gifts and now I can't find The Tape Or The Scissors

This Fruitcake has been passed around Since 1998 Nobody Has Opened It