Funny Sayings (608)

Ornament Hanger in Chief decorating with confidence and questionable spacing

Cozy Season Committee chairperson of staying in

Coffee Mug Accountant counting cups not responsibilities

Gift Wrap Artist abstract style unexpected tape big reveal

Age is just a number and so is the Belt Notch I'm On After Dinner

Thankful For Unattended Turkey signed, the cat on the counter

Most Likely To Ask For Leftovers Before Dinner Starts thanksgiving family crew

Served My Country Now I Serve Second Helpings proud veteran, prouder grandpa

Logged My Hours Parked The Rig Where's The Gravy? trucker home for thanksgiving

Deck The Halls? I Knocked Them Off The Shelf merry chaos, love the cat

Silent Night said nobody with A Doorbell Dog every delivery, every time

I'm Just Here For Christmas Cookies And Ugly Sweaters the cocoa is a bonus

Most Likely To Shake Every Gift Under The Tree christmas family crew

Dear Santa I Want Quiet And Hot Coffee signed, every teacher in December

Dad Bod? Built-In Life Jacket safety first on the boat

My Wife Said One More Bike And I Ride Alone so I bought a sidecar

Age Is Just A Number a nurse counts in 12-Hour Shifts and coffee refills

My coffee and I have a meeting about everyone else Being Quiet

This outfit was styled by My Cat one hair at a time You're welcome

Booked busy and emotionally unavailable until this chapter ends

My plants have a schedule I have Good Intentions we're all growing

Snack Patrol captain protecting the snacks from people Like Me

Weekend forecast 100 percent chance of fresh air and forgetting What Day It Is

I climbed The Laundry Mountain and all I got was another basket At The Summit

Whisking you a day full of Good Things and excellent snacks

Social battery at 2 percent please leave A Kind Review after the beep

Curator of Unmatched Socks collection growing without a plan Open By Appointment

My dog thinks I'm the best I choose To Believe Them it's been a long week

Good morning is a generous description of My Face before coffee

I only need one more supply says every crafter with three drawers Of Supplies

Lake hair windy hair snack break hair Living My Best Dockside Life

I came for One Game stayed for The Bragging Rights and the snacks

Today's office features one laptop two pets and a manager Who Takes Naps

World's okayest uncle excellent at Secret Snacks and returning kids Mostly On Time

Sunday dinner made with love seasoned with Unsolicited Advice seconds are encouraged

I support all hobbies especially the ones that can be done Under A Blanket