Funny Sayings (476)
Grill Master rule number one don't touch The Tongs Rule Two: See Rule One
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Don't Worry Honey it'll Buff Out Probably
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two wheels open road No Worries Cheaper Than Therapy
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Dog Mom dog hair on my clothes Don't Care Love My Pup
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the more people I meet the more I love My Dog Just Saying
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Work From Home my coworker sits On My Keyboard And Calls It Help
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I Wanna Be my cat nap, eat, Nap Again Living The Dream
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My Husband Fixes Everything twice The Second Time I Call A Pro
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Old Bones Young Throttle see you on the back roads
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Catch & Release is what I say when I Didn't Catch Anything
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The Early Bird gets the worm I Get The Fish
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I Haven't Gone To the bathroom alone Since I Got My Dog
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I'm Not The Owner I'm just The Staff
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Weekend Forecast dog walks with a chance of More Dog Walks
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Who Needs An Alarm when you have A Hungry Cat at 5 AM
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My Husband Stands in front of the open fridge And Still Can't Find It
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You Can Spot a happy biker by The Bugs In His Teeth
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My Tackle Box is bigger than My Closet priorities
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Don't Call Me I'm on Lake Time
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I Don't Walk My Dog My Dog Walks Me
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The Couch technically belongs to The Dog I just pay for it
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Bought My Cat a fancy new bed She Picked The Box
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My Cat Isn't Mean she's just Silently Judging You
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My Wife's Honey-Do List is longer than My Retirement Plan
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Helmet Hair Don't Care the ride was Worth It
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Just One More Cast said every fisherman Three Hours Ago
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My Dog gets the Zoomies At Midnight every single night
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Dog Grandma I don't have grandkids I have Grandpups
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My Cat Ignores Her Name but hears The Treat Bag From Three Rooms Away
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Cat Dad never leaves home without his Lint Roller
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I'm The Boss my wife said so She Also Said Take Out The Trash
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Weather Forecast doesn't matter I Ride Rain Or Shine
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My Tackle Box is worth more than My Truck And I'm Okay With That
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Not A Morning Person unless The Fish Are Biting
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I Bought The Couch but The Dog Owns It
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In Our House we have to spell W-A-L-K Or Else
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