Funny Sayings (476)

Grill Master rule number one don't touch The Tongs Rule Two: See Rule One

Don't Worry Honey it'll Buff Out Probably

two wheels open road No Worries Cheaper Than Therapy

Dog Mom dog hair on my clothes Don't Care Love My Pup

the more people I meet the more I love My Dog Just Saying

Work From Home my coworker sits On My Keyboard And Calls It Help

I Wanna Be my cat nap, eat, Nap Again Living The Dream

My Husband Fixes Everything twice The Second Time I Call A Pro

Old Bones Young Throttle see you on the back roads

Catch & Release is what I say when I Didn't Catch Anything

The Early Bird gets the worm I Get The Fish

I Haven't Gone To the bathroom alone Since I Got My Dog

I'm Not The Owner I'm just The Staff

Weekend Forecast dog walks with a chance of More Dog Walks

Who Needs An Alarm when you have A Hungry Cat at 5 AM

My Husband Stands in front of the open fridge And Still Can't Find It

You Can Spot a happy biker by The Bugs In His Teeth

My Tackle Box is bigger than My Closet priorities

Don't Call Me I'm on Lake Time

I Don't Walk My Dog My Dog Walks Me

The Couch technically belongs to The Dog I just pay for it

Bought My Cat a fancy new bed She Picked The Box

My Cat Isn't Mean she's just Silently Judging You

My Wife's Honey-Do List is longer than My Retirement Plan

Helmet Hair Don't Care the ride was Worth It

Just One More Cast said every fisherman Three Hours Ago

My Dog gets the Zoomies At Midnight every single night

Dog Grandma I don't have grandkids I have Grandpups

My Cat Ignores Her Name but hears The Treat Bag From Three Rooms Away

Cat Dad never leaves home without his Lint Roller

I'm The Boss my wife said so She Also Said Take Out The Trash

Weather Forecast doesn't matter I Ride Rain Or Shine

My Tackle Box is worth more than My Truck And I'm Okay With That

Not A Morning Person unless The Fish Are Biting

I Bought The Couch but The Dog Owns It

In Our House we have to spell W-A-L-K Or Else