Funny Sayings (508)

Every Video Call my cat insists on Joining The Meeting

Opened A Book and my cat decided That Page Is Now Her Bed

Don't Bother Him the grill is His Office And He's In A Meeting

Quick Trip To The Hardware Store he said that Three Hours Ago

Wind Therapy no appointment needed No Waiting Room Just Open Road

My Tackle Box Is Perfectly Organized the garage? We Don't Talk About The Garage

A Doorbell Rang on TV and my dog Defended The House From Nobody

Rolled The Window Down and my dog acted like It Was The Best Day Of His Life

Closed One Door now my cat needs Urgently To Be On The Other Side

Who Needs An Alarm my cat starts Breakfast Service At 5 AM Sharp

My Husband Says I Know A Guy turns out The Guy Is Always Him

He Can Describe a weird car noise In Perfect Detail But Not His Feelings

Gray Beard bad knees Still Rides Every Sunday Morning

Coffee In One Hand line in the water and My Phone Left In The Truck

Bought A Fancy Dog Bed he still sleeps On My Pillow Every Single Night

Went To Get The Mail and my dog greeted me like I'd Been Gone Ten Years

My Cat Sits On The Stairs like a Tiny Landlord Collecting Rent In Snacks

Got Up For Two Seconds came back and My Seat Now Belongs To The Cat

Certified Dad Joke expert and my wife Groans Every Single Day

My Wife Said No More Bikes so I told her This One's A Classic

I Practice Catch And Release mostly the Release Part

My Office opens at Sunrise And Has A Lake View

I Haven't Gone To The Bathroom alone since I Got A Dog

My Dog Sits shakes and rolls over Then Sends An Invoice In Treats

Bring Out The Carrier and my cat Vanishes Into Thin Air

Every New Plant gets a Taste Test From My Cat

He Changes The Oil Every 3,000 Miles and talks about it for 3,000 More

My Summer Tan ends exactly at My Riding Gloves Worth It

Staring At A Bobber is my Meditation Do Not Disturb

too hot, too cold, too windy Doesn't Matter It's Fishing Weather Every Single Day

When My Dog Is Happy it's not just the tail The Whole Dog Wags

Kayak Captain and my First Mate Has Four Paws

My Cat Joins Every Work Meeting tail first Right In Front Of The Camera

My Cat Always Picks The One Guest who Doesn't Like Cats

My Husband Will Circle The Parking Lot for twenty minutes To Save Ten Steps

Rain Isn't Bad Weather for a biker it's just A Free Bike Wash