Funny Sayings (508)

Fishing Math six hundred dollars in gear One Tiny Bluegill Worth Every Penny

I Don't Talk To Myself when I go fishing I Talk To The Fish

My Dog's Longest Running Feud is with The Mail Carrier

Open The Door says the cat Close The Door Says The Same Cat

My Cat Brought Me A Present it was A Very Surprised Bug

He Weighs Ninety Pounds and still thinks He's A Lap Dog

He Went To Buy One Small Part and came home with A Whole New Project

My Husband Will Grill In A Snowstorm and call it Perfect Weather

My Riding Buddy Has Four Legs and the best seat in The Sidecar

Same Fishing Spot Thirty Years and I'm still not telling Anyone Where It Is

Car Ride he thought it was the park It Was The Vet I Am Not Forgiven

Sixty Pound Dog somehow Takes Up The Whole Bed

Dinner Is At Five my cat starts Complaining At Four Fifteen

Fed The Cat Ten Minutes Ago now she's telling the neighbors I Never Feed Her

My Grill My Rules your opinion goes in the cooler

I Don't Need GPS I have A Wife Who Remembers Every Wrong Turn

Ride Slow Look Around the road Isn't Going Anywhere

Watching People Back Up At The Boat Ramp is better than Cable TV

Reserved For The Dog humans may sit On The Floor

My Dog Ignores His Name but hears A Snack Bag Crinkle From The Backyard

Windows Down Ears Out my dog's idea of The Best Day Ever

Bought A Fancy Cat Tree she sleeps in The Bathroom Sink

Can't Name The Problem but I can make The Noise The Car Is Making

He Parks At The Back Of The Lot just to protect His Precious Truck

My Bike Is Cleaner than my house And That's On Purpose

I Don't Need Another Lure said No Fisherman Ever

My Dog's Birthday Party had More Guests Than Mine Did

I Know Every Dog's Name at the park but Not One Of The Owners

My Cat Isn't Breaking Things she's conducting Gravity Research

A Whole Empty Floor and my cat picks The One Paper I Actually Need

Everything In His Garage according to my husband Just Needs One More Part

The Moment You Buy A Truck every friend you have Is Suddenly Moving This Weekend

I'll Ride Two Hundred Miles for a good Breakfast And Ride Right Back

Best Talks I Ever Had were in a boat with My Fishing Partner Without Saying A Word

Fresh From The Groomer and my dog went Straight Into The Mud

My Dog's Happy Tail has cleared off Every Coffee Table In This House