Funny Sayings (541)
Fishing Math six hundred dollars in gear One Tiny Bluegill Worth Every Penny
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I Don't Talk To Myself when I go fishing I Talk To The Fish
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My Dog's Longest Running Feud is with The Mail Carrier
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Open The Door says the cat Close The Door Says The Same Cat
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My Cat Brought Me A Present it was A Very Surprised Bug
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He Weighs Ninety Pounds and still thinks He's A Lap Dog
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He Went To Buy One Small Part and came home with A Whole New Project
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My Husband Will Grill In A Snowstorm and call it Perfect Weather
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My Riding Buddy Has Four Legs and the best seat in The Sidecar
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Same Fishing Spot Thirty Years and I'm still not telling Anyone Where It Is
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Car Ride he thought it was the park It Was The Vet I Am Not Forgiven
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Sixty Pound Dog somehow Takes Up The Whole Bed
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Dinner Is At Five my cat starts Complaining At Four Fifteen
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Fed The Cat Ten Minutes Ago now she's telling the neighbors I Never Feed Her
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My Grill My Rules your opinion goes in the cooler
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I Don't Need GPS I have A Wife Who Remembers Every Wrong Turn
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Ride Slow Look Around the road Isn't Going Anywhere
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Watching People Back Up At The Boat Ramp is better than Cable TV
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Reserved For The Dog humans may sit On The Floor
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My Dog Ignores His Name but hears A Snack Bag Crinkle From The Backyard
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Windows Down Ears Out my dog's idea of The Best Day Ever
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Bought A Fancy Cat Tree she sleeps in The Bathroom Sink
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Can't Name The Problem but I can make The Noise The Car Is Making
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He Parks At The Back Of The Lot just to protect His Precious Truck
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My Bike Is Cleaner than my house And That's On Purpose
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I Don't Need Another Lure said No Fisherman Ever
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My Dog's Birthday Party had More Guests Than Mine Did
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I Know Every Dog's Name at the park but Not One Of The Owners
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My Cat Isn't Breaking Things she's conducting Gravity Research
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A Whole Empty Floor and my cat picks The One Paper I Actually Need
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Everything In His Garage according to my husband Just Needs One More Part
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The Moment You Buy A Truck every friend you have Is Suddenly Moving This Weekend
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I'll Ride Two Hundred Miles for a good Breakfast And Ride Right Back
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Best Talks I Ever Had were in a boat with My Fishing Partner Without Saying A Word
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Fresh From The Groomer and my dog went Straight Into The Mud
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My Dog's Happy Tail has cleared off Every Coffee Table In This House
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