Gifts for Grandpa (78)

Grandpa no instructions needed I Built It Back In 1974

I'm the grandpa who Sneaks Them Candy and Blames Grandma

Stay Off Grandpa's Lawn it took me Forty Years

It's Not A Nap it's Scheduled Grandpa Maintenance

Grandpa's Pockets the original Piggy Bank For Grandkids

at grandpa's house Ice Cream counts as Dinner

Grandpa Can Fix It just give him A Coffee And Three Business Days

Grandpa Says he invented Every Dance Move You Think Is New

Grandpa Waves at Every Truck Knows None Of Them

Ask Grandpa he remembers when Gas Was Thirty Cents

Grandpa's Jacket is older than My Mom And Still Fits Fine

Grandpa's Directions turn left where The Old Barn Used To Be

Grandpa's Coffee Can holds Every Screw Since 1974

Grandpa's Helper my only job is Holding The Flashlight And Getting Yelled At

Grandpa Tells The Same Joke every visit and still Laughs The Hardest

Grandpa Washes His Truck every Sunday Even If It Rains Monday

Grandpa Checks The Weather six times a day Just To Stay Ahead

Grandpa Still Finds A Quarter behind my ear Every Single Time

Grandpa Saves Every Twist Tie rubber band and Butter Tub Since 1962

You Can't Leave Grandpa's House until he has Checked Your Oil

Grandpa's Telling That Story Again and we all still Laugh At The End

Grandpa's Truck Is Older Than Dad and it still Starts Every Morning

Don't Throw It Out hand it to Grandpa He'll Have It Running By Lunch

Grandpa's Recliner comes with one rule The Remote Stays With Grandpa

Grandpa's Workbench smells like sawdust and Old Radio Songs Best Place On Earth

Grandpa Doesn't Buy New he fixes the old one Twice As Strong And Tells You About It

Grandpa's Pancakes come in any shape You Ask For As Long As It's A Circle

Grandpa Grew Too Many Tomatoes so now The Whole Street Gets Some

Grandpa Tells The Same Story every holiday and It Gets Better Every Time

Grandpa Knows A Shortcut that adds Forty Minutes

Grandpa's Dress Code Flannel for every occasion Weddings Included

Grandpa Can't Go To The Store without Making Three New Friends

Grandpa Isn't Napping he's in a Very Important Meeting With His Eyelids

Grandpa's Garage Rule Nobody Touches The Good Screwdriver not even the grandkids

Grandpa Doesn't Need A Map he remembers when It Was All Farmland

Grandpa's Morning Committee 6 AM at the diner with The Same Five Guys Fixing The Whole Town