Thanksgiving (73)

Thanksgiving Seating guess who got The Folding Chair Again

Family Came For Thanksgiving but first they asked for The Wi-Fi Password

The Turkey Is Fine but The Stuffing Is The Real Star

Dad Checked The Turkey every ten minutes For Six Hours

Thanksgiving Seating Chart took more Planning Than My Wedding

Thanksgiving Morning the real battle is over Oven Space And Nobody's Winning

Mom Said "Just A Few People" and then Twenty-Six Showed Up

One Person Carves The Turkey and eleven people Give Advice

The Last Dinner Roll has been sitting there For An Hour Nobody's Brave Enough

This Turkey Has Been Thawing Since Sunday and the middle is Still Frozen Solid

I Don't Fill A Plate I Build One layer by layer with Gravy As The Cement

I Always Sit Closest To The Kitchen it's not rude It's Strategy

Pumpkin Or Pecan? I'm a grown adult So Obviously I'm Having Both

Already Planning My Leftover Sandwich and we haven't even Said Grace Yet

I Don't Count Slices Of Pie on Thanksgiving I Count Blessings

Thankful For Everyone who suddenly Disappears When It's Time For Dishes

Pie For Breakfast the morning after Thanksgiving Isn't A Bad Habit It's A Tradition

I Ran The Turkey Trot so technically This Pie Is Earned

Official Mashed Potato quality control and Head Taste Tester

Thanksgiving Morning coffee, pajamas and The Parade On TV Then Pie

I Hid A Pie out in the garage Just For Me Happy Thanksgiving

Best Seat At Thanksgiving belongs to The Dog Under The Table

Thanksgiving Has An Intermission it's called The Couch Nap

My Black Friday Plan a few rounds of Fridge Tetris With The Leftovers

Admission To Dinner One Side Dish store-bought rolls Do Not Count

Calories Don't Count on the fourth Thursday Of November

Thanksgiving Football I'm watching it From Inside A Food Coma

Every Thanksgiving my family trusts me To Bring The Napkins And Ice

Thanksgiving Game Plan first plate is just Scouting Second Plate Is The Mission

Hosting Thanksgiving means one room Holds Everything Keep That Door Shut

Marshmallows On Sweet Potatoes are Not Up For Debate

Grandpa's Thanksgiving Prayer covers every relative Every Neighbor And The Dog

Too Full For Dinner but pie goes in A Separate Stomach

It's Not Thanksgiving until somebody's stuck at The Wobbly Card Table

Six Guests Nine Pies and somehow No Leftovers

Thanksgiving Assignments mom makes the turkey, aunt brings pie I Bring The Ice