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Thanksgiving at Grandma's where the turkey is late And Nobody Leaves Hungry

Turkey Crew here for the Pie not the Family Drama

These are my Thanksgiving Pants they have Room For Pie

Grandpa carves the turkey because nobody else Is Allowed Near The Knife

I cooked for Three Days you ate in Twelve Minutes Happy Thanksgiving

Dad Thanksgiving schedule eat turkey watch football Nap repeat

I'm just here for the Pie and to avoid Politics At Dinner

Thankful grateful and still Grumpy Pass The Gravy

I'm 40 and still at the Kids Table Pass The Rolls

I came for The Turkey I'm staying for The Leftovers

Gobble Gobble I'm the Grandma who made it All Happen

Thankful for My Crazy Family and Stretchy Pants

My husband says he can Deep Fry A Turkey the fire department Disagrees

Wine turkey and Family Patience In That Order

this grandma is Thankful for coffee pie And Her Grandkids

Grandma's Christmas Cookies don't touch them Until She Says So

Grandpa spent 6 hours on the Christmas Lights Don't Touch The Plug

I'm not Santa but I do Have The Belly and the Naughty List

I'm on the Naughty List and I Regret Nothing

Mom wrapped 87 presents and found The Scissors On Christmas Day

Grandma's job at Christmas Spoil Them Rotten Send Them Home

all I want for Christmas is for Everybody to stop touching The Thermostat

Family Christmas Crew loud, crazy And Full Of Cookies

My wife put up Four Christmas Trees and I'm still Not Allowed To Complain

My Christmas Shopping List 1. gift card 2. another gift card 3. ask my wife What I Bought

I'm the Grumpy Elf I make toys And Complaints

Powered by Hot Cocoa Christmas music And Pure Chaos

Grandpa's Christmas Nap begins right after Presents

Nana Claus she sees you when you're sleeping She Knows You Lied

Papa Claus same as Santa but Grumpier

this is my matching Family Christmas Shirt don't ask me To Smile

My dog is my Favorite Christmas Gift every year

I put up the tree the cat Took It Down Merry Christmas

Working Christmas because Someone Has To merry Night Shift

Santa has a sleigh I have An 18 Wheeler Same Job

My sister and I have been Fighting Over Presents Since 1980