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Dinner Is At Five my cat starts Complaining At Four Fifteen

Fed The Cat Ten Minutes Ago now she's telling the neighbors I Never Feed Her

Grandpa's Garage Rule Nobody Touches The Good Screwdriver not even the grandkids

Grandpa Doesn't Need A Map he remembers when It Was All Farmland

At Grandma's House Cookies Are Free and Rules Are Optional

Grandma Says You Look Cold grab a sweater It's July

I Don't Need GPS I have A Wife Who Remembers Every Wrong Turn

Reserved For The Dog humans may sit On The Floor

My Dog Ignores His Name but hears A Snack Bag Crinkle From The Backyard

Windows Down Ears Out my dog's idea of The Best Day Ever

Bought A Fancy Cat Tree she sleeps in The Bathroom Sink

Grandpa's Morning Committee 6 AM at the diner with The Same Five Guys Fixing The Whole Town

Grandpa On Patrol following everyone around Turning Off Every Light In The House

Grandma Does The Crossword every single morning In Pen

Every Quilt Grandma Makes has a memory Stitched Right Into It

My Dog's Birthday Party had More Guests Than Mine Did

I Know Every Dog's Name at the park but Not One Of The Owners

My Cat Isn't Breaking Things she's conducting Gravity Research

A Whole Empty Floor and my cat picks The One Paper I Actually Need

Grandpa Doesn't Need A Contract in his world A Handshake Still Means Something

Grandpa's Payment Plan Cash Only and he counts The Change Twice

Grocery Run With Grandma twenty minutes shopping Two Hours Talking To Everyone

Grandma's Porch Light Stays On until you text her That You Made It Home

Everything In His Garage according to my husband Just Needs One More Part

Fresh From The Groomer and my dog went Straight Into The Mud

My Dog's Happy Tail has cleared off Every Coffee Table In This House

It's Not Cat Hair on my black pants It's A Fashion Accessory

My Cat Thinks she's hiding behind the curtain Her Tail Says Otherwise

Grandpa's Whistle could reach Three Backyards And We Came Running

Grandpa Reads The Newspaper out loud So Everyone Stays Informed

Grandpa On A Ladder cleaning the gutters Grandma Holding Her Breath

Nobody Leaves Grandma's House without a plate Wrapped In Foil

My Husband's Love Language The Leaf Blower At 8 AM On Sunday

My Husband Thinks The Gas Light is Just A Suggestion

My Dog Sleeps In Every Doorway so nobody Leaves Without Him

Ninety Pound Dog one clap of thunder and He's Hiding Behind Me