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Age Is Just A Number a nurse counts in 12-Hour Shifts and coffee refills

This outfit was styled by My Cat one hair at a time You're welcome

My dog thinks I'm the best I choose To Believe Them it's been a long week

Pawpaw's Rule #1 No Phones At The Table Rule #2 Unless It's Grandkid Photos

It's Not Extra Fluff it's a Grandma Lap Seats Three Grandkids

Age Is Just A Number Grandpa stopped counting At "Still Got It"

My Husband's Dad Bod is basically A Heated Blanket That Snores

Me And My Dog Matching Holiday Bellies we both earned these

Not Chubby Just Fluffed Up For Winter signed, the holiday cat

Let It Snow said my dog Then Refused To Go Outside holiday potty strike

Veteran Dad Rule #1 Early Is On Time Rule #2 On Time Is Late For Pie

Chief Ornament Officer straightening the tree admiring the sparkle keeping the cat away mostly succeeding

Retired but still Dangerous I have time, a pickup truck and absolutely No Patience for stupid people

I don't need a Weather App my knees already told me It's Gonna Rain

Marriage is just two people fighting over the Thermostat Forever

I hate being this handsome but I'm a Bearded Old Man so I can't Help It

I'm not grumpy I'm just a Retired Man who's been Awake Since 5

Honey Do List 1. fix the sink 2. fix the door 3. fix the fence 4. Hide in the garage

Good men still exist I know because I Married One he's grumpy, stubborn And All Mine

I said I Do I didn't know it meant Do Everything she asks

Man Cave Rules 1. it's my cave 2. see rule 1 No Exceptions

don't let the cardigan fool you I run the Bingo Hall like a Mob Boss

I have one rule Stay off My Lawn that includes you Squirrels

I married a man who owns Every Tool and can't find A Single One

Ask me about The Good Old Days then cancel Your Afternoon

I have a Heart of Gold a mouth like a Trucker and grandkids worth Going To Jail For

I'm a man of few words No is one of Them

Yes I'll lend you my tools right after you sign This Contract In Blood

At my age I've seen it all done it all heard it all I just Can't Remember Any Of It

Proud member of the Spoil Them Rotten and send them Home Club

I'm not saying I'd go to jail for my grandkids I'm saying I Already Packed A Bag

You touch my Recliner you meet my Bad Side and I have Two Of Those

I baked you cookies and I can Bury You in the Backyard Both Are True

I don't need therapy I just need My Garage And Silence

my morning routine coffee three pills and a Bad Mood Till Noon

I married My Best Friend now I'm stuck with Him Forever and I'd do it Again