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Cat On My Lap so I guess I Live Here Now Someone Bring Snacks

Grandpa Saves Every Twist Tie rubber band and Butter Tub Since 1962

You Can't Leave Grandpa's House until he has Checked Your Oil

Grandma On A Video Call Forehead Only and still asking Can You See Me

Hold My Ladder is how my husband starts Every Single Bad Idea

My Husband Kicks The Tires like they're going to Tell Him Something

Those Aren't Smudges on my windows they're Nose Art By My Dog

Grandpa's Telling That Story Again and we all still Laugh At The End

Grandma's Candy Dish Has Never Been Empty not once in Forty Years

Grandpa's Truck Is Older Than Dad and it still Starts Every Morning

Grandma Texts In Full Paragraphs and signs every one Love, Grandma

Bought A Queen Bed the dog gets Two Thirds I Get The Edge

Every Video Call my cat insists on Joining The Meeting

Opened A Book and my cat decided That Page Is Now Her Bed

Don't Throw It Out hand it to Grandpa He'll Have It Running By Lunch

Grandma Says You Look Thin right before she makes Your Third Plate

Grandpa's Recliner comes with one rule The Remote Stays With Grandpa

Grandma Leaves The Porch Light On until every grandkid Texts They Made It Home

A Doorbell Rang on TV and my dog Defended The House From Nobody

Rolled The Window Down and my dog acted like It Was The Best Day Of His Life

Closed One Door now my cat needs Urgently To Be On The Other Side

Who Needs An Alarm my cat starts Breakfast Service At 5 AM Sharp

Grandma's Fridge is the only gallery where Every Grandkid Is A Famous Artist

Grandma's Voicemails always start with Hi It's Grandma And End With Love Grandma

Grandpa's Workbench smells like sawdust and Old Radio Songs Best Place On Earth

Grandpa Doesn't Buy New he fixes the old one Twice As Strong And Tells You About It

My Husband Says I Know A Guy turns out The Guy Is Always Him

Bought A Fancy Dog Bed he still sleeps On My Pillow Every Single Night

Went To Get The Mail and my dog greeted me like I'd Been Gone Ten Years

My Cat Sits On The Stairs like a Tiny Landlord Collecting Rent In Snacks

Got Up For Two Seconds came back and My Seat Now Belongs To The Cat

Grandpa's Pancakes come in any shape You Ask For As Long As It's A Circle

Mom's Rules don't apply at Grandma's House Sorry Not Sorry

Grandpa Grew Too Many Tomatoes so now The Whole Street Gets Some

Grandma Knits Matching Hats for the whole family Even The Dog

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