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My Wife Said No More Bikes so I told her This One's A Classic

I Haven't Gone To The Bathroom alone since I Got A Dog

My Dog Sits shakes and rolls over Then Sends An Invoice In Treats

Bring Out The Carrier and my cat Vanishes Into Thin Air

Every New Plant gets a Taste Test From My Cat

Grandpa Tells The Same Story every holiday and It Gets Better Every Time

Grandpa Knows A Shortcut that adds Forty Minutes

Grandpa's Dress Code Flannel for every occasion Weddings Included

New Baby? New House? bad day? Grandma Brings A Casserole

When My Dog Is Happy it's not just the tail The Whole Dog Wags

My Cat Joins Every Work Meeting tail first Right In Front Of The Camera

My Cat Always Picks The One Guest who Doesn't Like Cats

Grandma's Phone font size set to Billboard Can You See It From The Road

Grandpa Can't Go To The Store without Making Three New Friends

Sunday Dinner At Grandma's Attendance Is Not Optional bring an appetite

Grandma Knit It Two Sizes Too Big so you can Grow Into It

My Husband Will Circle The Parking Lot for twenty minutes To Save Ten Steps

My Dog's Longest Running Feud is with The Mail Carrier

Open The Door says the cat Close The Door Says The Same Cat

My Cat Brought Me A Present it was A Very Surprised Bug

He Weighs Ninety Pounds and still thinks He's A Lap Dog

Grandma Calls Me Four Wrong Names before she Gets To Mine

Grandpa Isn't Napping he's in a Very Important Meeting With His Eyelids

Grandma Doesn't Worry she just Bakes Another Batch Of Muffins

Grandma Has Saved Every Gift Bow since Nineteen Seventy Nine

My Husband Will Grill In A Snowstorm and call it Perfect Weather

Sixty Pound Dog somehow Takes Up The Whole Bed

Dinner Is At Five my cat starts Complaining At Four Fifteen

Fed The Cat Ten Minutes Ago now she's telling the neighbors I Never Feed Her

Grandpa's Garage Rule Nobody Touches The Good Screwdriver not even the grandkids

Grandpa Doesn't Need A Map he remembers when It Was All Farmland

At Grandma's House Cookies Are Free and Rules Are Optional

Grandma Says You Look Cold grab a sweater It's July

I Don't Need GPS I have A Wife Who Remembers Every Wrong Turn

Reserved For The Dog humans may sit On The Floor

My Dog Ignores His Name but hears A Snack Bag Crinkle From The Backyard