Hoodies (738)

Grandma's Kitchen you came for a visit You Leave With Three Plates To Go

I Have A King Bed and somehow The Dog Gets Most Of It

I Left For five minutes My Dog Acts Like It's Been Five Years

Put Down One Paper and The Cat Claims It Instantly

My Cat's Schedule Follow The Sunbeam Nap Repeat

Grandma Calls on Speakerphone The Whole Store Hears

Grandpa Waves at Every Truck Knows None Of Them

Ask Grandpa he remembers when Gas Was Thirty Cents

Grandma Doesn't Say Hello she says Did You Eat Sit Down

I'll Fix It Saturday said my husband Three Saturdays Ago

Doorbell On TV my dog Falls For It Every Single Time

A Closed Door is a Personal Insult To My Cat

My Cat Stares at An Empty Wall Now I'm Scared Too

Grandma Took Forty Photos and her thumb Is In Every One

Grandpa's Jacket is older than My Mom And Still Fits Fine

Grandma's TV volume is on Ninety-Eight The Neighbors Watch Too

Grandpa's Directions turn left where The Old Barn Used To Be

Professional Purse Holder while my wife Shops

My Husband Hears one tiny Noise In The Car And Cancels All Our Plans

My Dog's Arch Enemy is the Vacuum Cleaner

One Head Tilt from my dog And I Forget What I Was Mad About

Just One More Throw said my dog Three Hundred Throws Ago

Fresh Laundry out of the dryer Is My Cat's New Bed

"I Already Ate" means nothing to Grandma She's Making You A Plate

Grandpa's Coffee Can holds Every Screw Since 1974

Grandma Joined The Family Group Chat now we all get Good Morning Flowers Daily

Grandpa's Helper my only job is Holding The Flashlight And Getting Yelled At

My Husband Bought A New Tool for a job that Took Ten Seconds

My Husband watches Three Shows At The Same Time

My Wife Thinks I Own Two Rods let's keep It That Way

Bath Time my dog acts like It's The End Of The World

My Cat Ignores Her Name but hears The Can Opener Instantly

Grandpa Tells The Same Joke every visit and still Laughs The Hardest

Grandma Still Mails A Card With Cash even though I'm A Grown Adult

Grandpa Washes His Truck every Sunday Even If It Rains Monday

Saying Goodbye at grandma's house Takes Forty-Five Minutes