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Caution Top Button Undone Zone it's Thanksgiving, mind your business

don't ask about my job don't ask about my love life just ask me About My Pie

Christmas Cookies count as cardio if you Walk To The Oven

most likely to Fall Asleep Before Santa Shows Up

Not Here For the turkey, honestly I'm Here For The Sides

official Thanksgiving Dish Washer somebody had to do it

Yes My Tree went up Before Halloween and I regret nothing

I Don't Wrap I Use Gift Bags it's called efficiency

undefeated Wishbone Champion defending my title every Thanksgiving

Sharing Is Caring except when it comes to Pumpkin Pie Get Your Own Slice

Dad's Christmas Budget was fine until The Kids Wrote Their Lists

It's Baking Season flour on my face Sugar In My Coffee Love In Every Batch

twenty years at the Kids' Table Still Waiting for my promotion

Thanksgiving Game Plan step one: eat everything step two Nap On The Couch

Tree Up November 1st don't judge me I Need The Joy

Every Christmas I lose The Tape At Least Nine Times

I Like My Cranberry Sauce with the Can Ridges Still On It

Thanksgiving Math one slice of each still counts as One Slice Of Pie

Christmas Eve 2 AM dad versus Some Assembly Required

I Hid The Gifts so well I Can't Find Them Either

Thanksgiving Dress Code anything with An Elastic Waistband

Bring Back My Containers or no Leftovers Next Year

One Bulb Out and dad spends Three Hours Finding It

The Cookies for santa Never Make It Past Dad

I Don't Use A Timer the Smoke Alarm Tells Me It's Done

Thanksgiving Seating guess who got The Folding Chair Again

Christmas Morning dad is out in the garage Looking For Batteries

Our Tree Went Up before The Pumpkins Came Down

Family Came For Thanksgiving but first they asked for The Wi-Fi Password

The Turkey Is Fine but The Stuffing Is The Real Star

Matching Pajamas forty tries and Nobody Smiled At The Same Time

December 26th find me in The Returns Line With Everyone Else

Dad Checked The Turkey every ten minutes For Six Hours

Thanksgiving Seating Chart took more Planning Than My Wedding

Undefeated Ugly Sweater champion Three Years Running

Mom Wrapped Forty Gifts and forgot Every Single Tag