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Thinking I’m just a spoiled child was your first mistake. I’m a spoiled grandson of a crazy grandma.

Yes! I’m a stubborn granddaughter, but my freaking awesome grandpa loves me and that is enough.

Thinking I’m just a spoiled child was your first mistake. I’m a spoiled daughter of a crazy mom. She is also a grumpy old woman.

Yes! I’m a spoiled granddaughter but not yours. I am the property of a freaking awesome grumpy grandma.

They call me a lucky son because I’m raised by a freaking awesome mom. It doesn’t matter how old I become, I will always be her little boy.

I get my attitude from my freakin’ awesome mom. She is a bit crazy & scares me sometimes, but she is a perfect mixture of sweetheart and warrior.

I get my attitude from my freaking awesome mom. She’s a bit crazy & scares me sometimes. She has a backbone made of steel and a heart made of gold.

I am a lucky son because I’m raised by a freaking awesome mom. She’s a bit crazy & scares me sometimes, but she knows more than she says, thinks more than you realize.

You don’t scare me. I have a freaking awesome mom. She is a bit crazy & scares me sometimes, but she is a perfect mixture of angel and warrior.

They call me a lucky son because I’m raised by a freaking awesome mom.

I’m not a perfect son, but my mom loves me and that is enough. She’s a bit crazy and scares me sometimes, but she has a backbone made of steel & a heart made of gold.

I never give up because I have an awesome grandma who encouraged me to pursue my dreams.

Yes! I’m a spoiled daughter but not yours. I am the property of a freaking awesome mom.

I am a lucky mom. I have a stubborn daughter. She can’t control her mouth. She has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people.

Yes! I’m a spoiled mommy but not yours. I’m the best friend of my freaking awesome daughter. She’s a bit crazy and scares me sometimes.

When Mom says "No", ask Grandma! When Grandma says "No", call in the boss. That's right... Great Grandma. Great Grandma's rule.

I'm a little smart ass, short and stout. Here is my finger. Here is my mouth. When I get all worked up, I will shout... Piss me off and I'll cuss you out!

I'm not short. I'm just compact and ridiculously adorable.

Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest & I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours.

Having a vagina doesn't stop me from believing that my balls are bigger than yours.

They call me Aunt because partner in crime makes me sound like a bad influence.

I'm called Papa because I'm way too cool to be called Grandfather.

Warning! I have a crazy grandpa and I'm not afraid to use him.

Thinking I'm just a spoiled child was your first mistake. I'm a spoiled granddaughter of a crazy grandpa. He is also a grumpy old man.

I am a lucky daughter because I'm raised by a freaking awesome dad. He's a bit crazy & scares me sometimes

Smartass daughter. Hated by many, loved by plenty. Heart on her sleeve, fire in her soul & a mouth she can't control.

Sorry, I am already taken by a sexy & crazy girl. She's stubborn, messy & a brat at times. She's clumsy, loud & a bit silly sometimes.

I'm not clumsy. I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning.

5 things you should know about my smartass daughter:

I get my attitude from my freakin' awesome dad. He is a bit crazy & scares me sometimes. He has a backbone made of steel and a heart made of gold.

Yes I'm a spoiled granddaughter but not yours. I am the property of a freaking awesome grandma.

I get my attitude from my freakin' awesome grandma. She is a bit crazy and scares me sometimes but is a perfect mixture of sweetheart and warrior.

I told my daughter to watch her attitude. She looked at me and said, “For complaints about my attitude, please contact the manufacturer!”

I am a lucky daughter. I have a crazy mom who happens to cuss a lot. She has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people.

I am a lucky son because I'm raised by a freaking awesome mom. She's a bit crazy and scares me sometimes

You can't scare me. I have a crazy daughter. She has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people, and I'm not afraid to use her.