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You can't scare me. I have a crazy grandma who happens to cuss a lot. She has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people.

Me and Grandma are more than besties. I am her accomplice and she is my alibi!

I may seem quiet and reserved, but if you mess with my son, I will break out a level of crazy that will make your nightmares seem like a happy place.

When I die, I know one of my grandkids will lean in my coffin and whisper, "Can I play a game on your phone?"

Nope, I can't go to hell. Satan still has a restraining order against me.

Some grandmas cuss and will kick your ass if you mess with their grandkids. It's me, I'm some grandmas.

I'm not clumsy. I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning.

Aging may have slowed me down, but it is yet to shut me up.

Better worry about your own sins because God ain't gonna ask you about mine.

I annoy stupid people and you are looking a bit upset right now.

Back off. I've got enough to deal with today without having to make your death look like an accident.

Sorry, I am already taken by a freaking awesome girl. She's a bit crazy & scares me sometimes but she's a perfect mixture of sunshine and hurricane. I'm her king.

Yes, I'm a spoiled husband but not yours. I am the property of a freaking awesome wife.

Yes! I'm a spoiled daughter but not yours. I am the property of a freaking awesome mom.

I am a proud daughter because I'm raised by a freaking awesome mom. She is my safe place & my greatest strength.

I am a proud daughter because I'm raised by a freaking awesome mom. She is my safe place & my greatest strength.

I'm a lucky attitude. I have a crazy mom who happens to cuss a lot. But she is a perfect mixture of sweetheart & warrior.

I get my attitude from my freakin' awesome mom. She is a bit crazy & scares me sometimes but she is a perfect mixture of sweetheart & warrior.

I am a lucky daughter. I have a crazy mom who happens to cuss a lot. She has anger issues & a serious dislike for stupid people and I wouldn't trade her for the world.

They call me a lucky son because I'm raised by a freaking awesome mom. It doesn't matter how old I become.

Yes, I'm a spoiled son but not yours. I'm proud to be raised by an awesome mom. That explains everything.

They call me a lucky man because I have a freakin' sexy wife. She has anger issues.

I got my attitude from my awesome mom who raised me right and loves me like a little boy.

I'm a lucky man. I have a crazy wife. She is also a grumpy woman but she has ears that always listen, arms that hug

Good women still exist. I know because I have one. She is a freaking awesome grumpy woman. She's a bit crazy and scares me sometimes but I am her king.

Thinking I'm just a spoiled child was your first mistake. I'm a spoiled son of a crazy mom. She is also a grumpy woman.

I am a lucky daughter. I have a crazy mom who happens to cuss a lot. She has anger issues & a serious dislike for stupid people and I wouldn't trade her for the world.

Yes, I'm a stubborn son but my freaking awesome mom loves me and that is enough. She is a perfect mixture of sweetheart & warrior.

Yes, I'm a stubborn son but my freaking awesome mom loves me and that is enough. She is a perfect mixture of sweetheart & warrior.

You can't scare me. I have a freaking crazy dad. He has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people,

I get my attitude from my freakin' awesome dad who happens to cuss a lot.

I get my attitude from my freakin' awesome dad. He's a bit crazy & scares me sometimes, but he knows more than he says, thinks more than he speaks and notices more than you realize.

I get my attitude from my freakin' awesome dad. He is a bit crazy & scares me sometimes. He has a backbone made of steel and a heart made of gold.

I'm a lucky daughter because I'm raised by a freaking awesome dad. He's a bit crazy & scares me sometimes, but he knows more than he says, thinks more than he speaks & notices more than you realize.

I am a lucky daughter. I have a freaking awesome dad who happens to cuss a lot. He has anger issues & a serious dislike for stupid people.

Thinking I'm just a spoiled child was your first mistake. I'm a spoiled daughter of a crazy dad. He is a bit crazy & scares me sometimes, but he is a perfect mixture of sweetheart and warrior.