Quotes Funny (1325 Designs)

I'm not a little old lady I'm a Wild Young Woman In A Bad Costume

Old Man with A Deck Of Cards and no plans to Lose

I'm a nurse I'm not Rude I'm just Twelve Hours In

please don't confuse your Google Search with my Nursing Degree

Teacher off duty please don't ask me Any Questions Until August

Teaching is a work of Heart and A Lot Of Coffee

I'm a Retired Teacher I still correct your Grammar

My dad is a Trucker he's always gone But Never Far

Proud Mechanic's Wife I'm used to grease, cuss words And Late Dinners

Farmer's Wife I don't need a gym I Have Chores

I'm a Cowgirl I've got boots, attitude And A Horse Who Likes Me

I married an Electrician he's shocking But Sparks Still Fly

Dad's Plumbing advice don't put That Down There

my dad keeps the Lights On for everybody Including Me

My dad built this House and my Bad Back

I'm a Vet Tech I like animals more than Most People

I'm a Dental Assistant I'll ask you questions With My Hands In Your Mouth

I'm a Hairdresser I fix what you Did At Home

I'm a Realtor I sell houses and Patience

I'm an Accountant it's tax season so Don't Talk To Me

I'm a cashier I've heard Is This Free A Million Times

Security I'm paid to watch you And I'm Good At My Job

I'm a Bus Driver I've driven kids who would make You Cry

I'm a Pastor's Wife I pray for you and Judge You Quietly

Grandma and Retired Nurse I know where It Hurts

I'm a Dog Grandma I spoil them And Send Them Home

I'm a Dog Dad I talk to my dog more than I Talk To People

I'm not a crazy cat lady I'm a Cat Collector With Standards

My dog likes me More Than You Do and that's Fine

I fish so I don't Choke People

Our family goes Camping so we can Argue Outdoors

I'm a grumpy old man with a Smoker and No Time For Vegans

I'm the girl with the Big Truck and the Bigger Attitude

Turkey Crew here for the Pie not the Family Drama

These are my Thanksgiving Pants they have Room For Pie

I'm just here for the Pie and to avoid Politics At Dinner