Quotes Funny (1325 Designs)

I'm 40 and still at the Kids Table Pass The Rolls

I came for The Turkey I'm staying for The Leftovers

Thankful for My Crazy Family and Stretchy Pants

My husband says he can Deep Fry A Turkey the fire department Disagrees

Wine turkey and Family Patience In That Order

I'm on the Naughty List and I Regret Nothing

Family Christmas Crew loud, crazy And Full Of Cookies

My wife put up Four Christmas Trees and I'm still Not Allowed To Complain

My Christmas Shopping List 1. gift card 2. another gift card 3. ask my wife What I Bought

I'm the Grumpy Elf I make toys And Complaints

Powered by Hot Cocoa Christmas music And Pure Chaos

this is my matching Family Christmas Shirt don't ask me To Smile

My dog is my Favorite Christmas Gift every year

I put up the tree the cat Took It Down Merry Christmas

Working Christmas because Someone Has To merry Night Shift

Santa has a sleigh I have An 18 Wheeler Same Job

My sister and I have been Fighting Over Presents Since 1980

I teach the cutest Little Elves they're also Very Loud

Short Girls aren't short we're Santa's Helpers

I'm not Retired I'm just Santa in the off season

This Is My Ugly Christmas Sweater I'm Not Changing

I'm Mrs. Claus he has the sleigh I Have The Credit Card

Jesus is the Reason for the Season

Merry Christmas and a Blessed New Year

Promoted to Uncle fun level Unlocked

Promoted to Auntie spoiling Starts Now

limited edition Vintage 1966 60 years of Being Awesome All Original Parts

limited edition Vintage 1976 50 years of Being Awesome Still Running

limited edition Vintage 1956 70 years of Being Awesome Slightly Rusty

limited edition Vintage 1986 40 years of Being Awesome Not Old Yet

I'm not 60 I'm 18 with 42 Years Experience

50 And Fabulous and slightly Tired

It took me 70 Years to look This Good

80 years old still Sassy still Right About Everything

I'm not Over The Hill I'm on top Enjoying The View at 40

I don't need therapy I just need to Go Fishing